"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[Ericpwp]

Vain and selfish are the words that come to mind.

 

[IndyDave1776]

Vain and selfish are the words that come to mind.

That is as well as a person could do with a description that is fit to post. My imagination conjures up alternatives which are likely to be frowned upon by the management.

 

[IndyTom]

I misunderstood it, as well (even understanding RT etc.). That would be a great one for a child to find online later in life.

"Oh, dear, it's okay, I loved you so much that I couldn't abort you after you got me that many retweets."

 

[HoughMade]

I misunderstood it, as well (even understanding RT etc.). That would be a great one for a child to find online later in life.

"Oh, dear, it's okay, I loved you so much that I couldn't abort you after you got me that many retweets."

That's nothing. People bring lawsuits all the time claiming the cost of raising a child when they were "deprived" of the opportunity to get an abortion by a misdiagnosis or some such....and the lawsuits have been known to take so long that the kid is old enough to begin to understand what is going on.

 

[IndyTom]

That's nothing. People bring lawsuits all the time claiming the cost of raising a child when they were "deprived" of the opportunity to get an abortion by a misdiagnosis or some such....and the lawsuits have been known to take so long that the kid is old enough to begin to understand what is going on.

On the one hand, eww. On the other, ​asking for a friend...what's the statute of limitations on something like that?

 

[sharkey]

That's nothing. People bring lawsuits all the time claiming the cost of raising a child when they were "deprived" of the opportunity to get an abortion by a misdiagnosis or some such....and the lawsuits have been known to take so long that the kid is old enough to begin to understand what is going on.

That's worse than being told, "You're here because your Dad's condom broke."


Much worse.

 

[thej27]

California eclipse watchers treated after putting sunscreen on eyeballs, report says - TheIndyChannel.com Indianapolis, IN

 

[MCgrease08]

California eclipse watchers treated after putting sunscreen on eyeballs, report says - TheIndyChannel.com Indianapolis, IN

Stupid hurts.

 

[flatlander]

Won't take the questionaire to see the story (BS) but the title says it all.
Dumba$$

Bob

 

[CindyE]

Police: Mom fires gun found at mall to see if it was real - WLFI News

 

[actaeon277]

Police: Mom fires gun found at mall to see if it was real - WLFI News

So... I guess the answer is yes.

 

[HoughMade]

That's worse than being told, "You're here because your Dad's condom broke."

Much worse.

It's the difference between taking the lemons and making lemonade and taking the lemons and *****ing and moaning about the injustice of getting lemons...to the lemons... in a public forum for years on end.

 

[jamil]

Police: Mom fires gun found at mall to see if it was real - WLFI News

Well, how else is she gonna know?

 

[IndyTom]

Police: Mom fires gun found at mall to see if it was real - WLFI News

Where would stories like this be if we had firearms training as a part of regular school curriculum?

 

[HoughMade]

Police: Mom fires gun found at mall to see if it was real - WLFI News

All she really had to do was treat it as if it was loaded, and everything would have been fine.

 

[jamil]

Where would stories like this be if we had firearms training as a part of regular school curriculum?

I fear this will be one of my nieces some day. The Dad doesn't want his kids to learn about firearms for fear that his kids may become pro-gun, and he doesn't want to contribute even one more to society. Yeah. Let that sink in.

All she really had to do was treat it as if it was loaded, and everything would have been fine.

I see you're quite the trouble-maker, mister.

 

[actaeon277]

I fear this will be one of my nieces some day. The Dad doesn't want his kids to learn about firearms for fear that his kids may become pro-gun, and he doesn't want to contribute even one more to society. Yeah. Let that sink in.



...

And yet, he'll teach her about drinking dangerous chemicals, sticking metal in outlets, and swimming pools.

 

[printcraft]

Police: Mom fires gun found at mall to see if it was real - WLFI News

OR mom had the gun (illegally) (stolen) and had a ND.

"Oh ****, that's not mine, I just found it."

 

[Trigger Time]

I apendix carry, in a holster and I check to make sure it is on safe every time I reholster.

I carry a glock so it's safe as long as nothing pulls the trigger

 

[littletommy]

OR mom had the gun (illegally) (stolen) and had a ND.

"Oh ****, that's not mine, I just found it."

There was a guy on LivePD a few weeks ago that, upon the cops finding dope in his pocket, claimed "these ain't my pants"!