"I didnt surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender"
The Outlaw Josey Wales
"Can't you people see there are guns here?!?"
"I didnt surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender"
"Can't you people see there are guns here?!?"
"Men should be like Kleenex- soft, strong and disposable."
" It was such pretty hair. I've had it ever since I was a kid. A little thin on top... but I sure would like to keep it. "
Gettysburg"An actor? We move... on the word of an ACTOR?"
Come on! I get better runs in my shorts!
Dodgeball
"Now, fair's fair Henry. If I nail Hotlips and hit Hawkeye can I go home too? "
"That was Rio Bravo. Robert Mitchum played the drunk in El Dorado. Dean Martin played the drunk in Rio Bravo. Basically, it was the same part. Now John Wayne, he did the same in both. He played John Wayne."
"He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks "
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
You think this will make you good? Your not good?
The Patriot...
You think this will make you good? Your not good?
You think this will make you good? Your not good?
“Power without perception is spiritually useless, and therefore of no true value. You perceive nothing.”
Conan the Barbarian.
And the Lord did grin. And the people did feed upon the lambs and sloths and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats...