uhf
"she's not my mother, todd."
Terminator 2
Good morning beautiful.... Fancy an orgasm? Cuz I knock 'em out like for free
uhf
"she's not my mother, todd."
My Favorite YearGet him to the Greek
"This is for ladies only!"
"So is *this*, ma'am, but every now and then I have to run a little water through it."
My Favorite Year
“We can't do that!”
“How do you know? You never tried it.”
“Well, yeah, but I never tried shooting myself in the head neither.”
The African Queen
"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, I don't believe in the Beatles, I just believe in me. Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people."
The African Queen
"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, I don't believe in the Beatles, I just believe in me. Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion? "
“My brain?! That's my second favorite organ!”
Sleeper
"I like your bed. You may find this hard to believe but I've never slept on a round bed."
"Is that so?"
"What's the best way? North, south, east, or west?"
"That depends on what you had in mind."
"What I had in mind was boxing the compass."
Role models?
Here's an easy one to keep us rolling
"Im your huckleberry"
Role models?
Here's an easy one to keep us rolling
"Im your huckleberry"
My apologies, bacon for all!!
Tombstone
There's always a confused soul who thinks one man can make a difference, and you got to kill him to convince him otherwise.
Back on it: Shooter
"One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic.
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One soiled."
The space is occupied ..... will be for some time.