Your First World Problems

[jamil]

The boss bought pizza for lunch, one of them had pineapple on it. He gave me a funny look when I asked if he wanted me to throw it away. I wanted another piece, but all that was left was the one with pineapple. After picking all the pineapple off i ate it, didn't enjoy it, I could still taste the pineapple

Oh the horror to have to eat the remnants of nonpizza.

 

[red_zr24x4]

Oh the horror to have to eat the remnants of nonpizza.

it was bad!

 

[Brandon]

Work asked if I would be interested in working a 5 day week week, every week. Tuesday-Saturday.

Now I get no Saturdays off but I gain a normal-ish schedule.

And to top off this crazy schedule, if I want to work on Monday, its bonus pay. How crazy.

 

[DCR]

Ordered something from Amazon yesterday @ 12:30pm. They said it would arrive 2:00-5:00pm. When they confirmed my order, delivery had been changed to 2:00-6:00pm !!
It finally arrived @ 6:45pm. WTH is the world coming to??!

 

[bobzilla]

If I stand on my roof I can see the whitestown depot. Still don't get **** on time.

 

[rhamersley]

If I stand on my roof I can see the whitestown depot. Still don't get **** on time.

They probably see you standing up there with no pants on and steer clear...

 

[bobzilla]

They probably see you standing up there with no pants on and steer clear...

I'm scared of heights, I won't get on my roof

 

[Super Bee]

So I am waiting in the drive thru line at McDonalds. . .first problem.

I am probably 17 cars back. The lane splits into two speakers as it rounds the building. So what do the people just pulling in do? Do they get in line behind everyone else? Nope, they go to the outside and cut around everyone waiting and get in the outside lane. This happens every ****ing time I go to a ****ing McDonalds.

Its times like these I wish the Excursion was equipped with the optional Ford missile system package.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

So I am waiting in the drive thru line at McDonalds. . .first problem.

I am probably 17 cars back. The lane splits into two speakers as it rounds the building. So what do the people just pulling in do? Do they get in line behind everyone else? Nope, they go to the outside and cut around everyone waiting and get in the outside lane. This happens every ****ing time I go to a ****ing McDonalds.

Its times like these I wish the Excursion was equipped with the optional Ford missile system package.

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Why don't the people in line do that? Sounds like they're waiting too long to split.

P.S. This is why I don't like the drive thru. It's almost always more of a wait than just going inside.

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

Had to put on a long sleeve shirt... Dang ac is set to low today... I was getting cold. WTH...

 

[Super Bee]

Why don't the people in line do that? Sounds like they're waiting too long to split.

P.S. This is why I don't like the drive thru. It's almost always more of a wait than just going inside.

There are lines on the pavement with arrows showing where to split the line into two up by the speakers. People just ignore them and drive right around to the front.

This is another reason I like Chix Fil A. They have employees out in the drive thru directing traffic so this does not happen.

 

[DCR]

P.S. This is why I don't like the drive thru. It's almost always more of a wait than just going inside.

I don't go any more, period. The drive thru line is always a 10 minute wait and they give preference to the drive thru despite people waiting inside. Normally you have to wait inside just to get someone to take your order because there's no one at the register. Last time I went inside I had to yell, "where's the big mac I ordered 17 minutes ago?"
I hate this place.

 

[BugI02]

I'm also over restaurants, like First Watch, that don't take reservations but give preference to people who list via app/online

If I'm committed enough TO ACTUALLY BE THERE I should get priority over people who claim they'll be there in 10 or 15 minutes

 

[actaeon277]

I was supposed to get a fly strip yesterday.
Walked out of the store, forgot it.
Now I'm sitting in an office, gritting my teeth, cause of 2 flies.

 

[bobzilla]

Why don't the people in line do that? Sounds like they're waiting too long to split.

P.S. This is why I don't like the drive thru. It's almost always more of a wait than just going inside.

and wastes more gas.

 

[bobzilla]

I don't go any more, period. The drive thru line is always a 10 minute wait and they give preference to the drive thru despite people waiting inside. Normally you have to wait inside just to get someone to take your order because there's no one at the register. Last time I went inside I had to yell, "where's the big mac I ordered 17 minutes ago?"
I hate this place.

you use the kiosk and order immediately. Why are you making this harder on yourself?

 

[bobzilla]

Had to put on a long sleeve shirt... Dang ac is set to low today... I was getting cold. WTH...

I now understand how the food I put in the air fryer feels. Concrete box with fans moving hot air around in circles. Meat probe says I should be done in another 10 minutes

 

[DCR]

I was supposed to get a fly strip yesterday.
Walked out of the store, forgot it.
Now I'm sitting in an office, gritting my teeth, cause of 2 flies.

DAMN ! That sounds like a horror movie !

 

[DCR]

you use the kiosk and order immediately. Why are you making this harder on yourself?

Would have STILL been a 17 minute wait

 

[rhamersley]

you use the kiosk and order immediately. Why are you making this harder on yourself?

Finally, a place to put this that makes sense!

Restaurant Hires Extra Staff To Remind People They Need To Order At The Kiosk

PORTLAND, OR — With the public at large still adjusting to more modernized retail service, a local restaurant was forced to hire additional personnel who would be responsible for telling customers they need to order at the automated kiosks instead of the counter.

babylonbee.com

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