Alright.Which way is home?
You can't carry your Gamo and scratch all those itchy spots at the same time even if you HAD your compass and knew which way to walk. The size of the woods isn't limited by how much of it you've seen.
If we're playing make beleive.......
I always have a helicopter hidden in my left shoe.
I deploy that sucker and fly to Vegas.
I have my beer, then call in an air strike to level that gay woods.
Later I walk through the charred remains and scoop up what's left of those squirrels.
I put them in a big pile and take a runny crap all over them.