Ended up running over to the Jeep dealership to check out the new Gladiator. Happened to be OC. No one cares.
Waiting for the non-loaded Gladiators to hit the lots. $54K is a bit steep.
I couldn't drive a vehicle called, "Gladiator." Too much communal bathing and quartering with other dudes. I've seen "Spartacus." I know what happens!