I work Security in a hospital along with 3 other douches on this site haha.. Pretty much answer phones, respond to codes, kick people out that I dont like, bust druggies smoking pot in the parking lot, and spend about 95% of the day surfing INGO.
I'm also a HazMat First Reciever (I think) along with 1 other douche on this site.. We go to "maybe" 1 training class a year and get to dress up in marshmellow suits while watching hazmat patients take a shower before they enter through Emergency.
Before that I was a Military Police Officer for about 5 years and worked Loss Prevention for nearly 4. I also have a degree in Graphic Design that I have yet to put to any good use.
I'm a weight increase specialist. I help people learn the proper ways to gain weight. In the modern food world, it is increasingly hard for people to gain weight.
I show them successful techniques for gaining weight and keeping it on.