What should I do....My sister is in Europe for 2 weeks

[longbow]

Ideas please, I might or might not have the keys and the alarm code for her place.

She and her husband are on a trip to Paris and other points for two weeks. What fun could I have to give her a nice welcome back?

 

[Mosinguy]

Poop in a very good hiding spot and see how long it takes for them to find out where the smell is coming from.

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[Que]

Get some actors to dress as a homeless family and move them in about an hour before they get hack. Make it look like they've been there for a week.

 

[tv1217]

If you're really dedicated, you could wrap everything in plastic cling wrap.

 

[jkfletcher]

powdered gelatin in the shower head trick?

 

[bluewraith]

Colorless jello in the toilet?

Oh wait, wrong forum.

 

[longbow]

...did I mention she is a lawyer. She can remote access her security cameras, and I'm thinking of leaving some things in view to cause a panic.

I have dead raccoon dog toy that looks very realistic and might leave it in the house to see if she notices it......................pine cones look like poop on her video system.

 

[jblomenberg16]

powdered gelatin in the shower head trick?

That, or the beef bullion cube trick in the shower head. Something else fun would be to replace family pictures with those of random people (INGOERs) and see how long it takes them to find out.

 

[Scarecrow]

Rearrange the rooms.

 

[bluewraith]

That, or the beef bullion cube trick in the shower head. Something else fun would be to replace family pictures with those of random people (INGOERs) and see how long it takes them to find out.

This would be pretty cool.. we could host an INGO photo shoot and try to match the poses as best we could, too.

 

[Cameramonkey]

I'm LOLing right now.

Coffee (brewed or instant, not grounds) in the toilet tank is fun and quite disturbing.

+1 on the boullion in the showerhead. Use kool-aid powder instead if you dont actually like her. LOL

aluminum foil is more fun than plastic wrap.

And how on EARTH do you know about the pinecones? scratch that, I dont wanna know.

 

[jblomenberg16]

This would be pretty cool.. we could host an INGO photo shoot and try to match the poses as best we could, too.

My guess is there are a few that might be willing to pose...paging Vitamink....

 

[CQB]

Film a very low budget adult film in their house and leave it as a welcome home present. since it's your sister, I would suggest that you not play a starring role in the project.

 

[MikeDVB]

Film a very low budget adult film in their house and leave it as a welcome home present. since it's your sister, I would suggest that you not play a starring role in the project.

Wow...

 

[atvdave]

Crime scene tape, Do not cross Police line, White chalk with a out line of a body in the driveway, For sale sign in the yard, open house.

 

[chezuki]

Rent it to several families of migrant workers.

 

[danmdevries]

Use a drop spreader with some lawn fertilizer (broadcast spreaders don't work for this) and fertilize a design of your choice in her lawn.

 

[AJBB87]

packing peanuts....lots and lots of packing peanuts

 

[hoosierdoc]

Can you feed the camera system a video loop instead? Probably some YouTube videos out there of crazy stuff on security cams.

 

[Dirtebiker]

Get some actors to dress as a homeless family and move them in about an hour before they get hack. Make it look like they've been there for a week.

Hire?!
I'm sure we can come up with plenty of volunteers!
We have been called "one big happy family" , although dysfunctional!


(are you guys up because of the wind too?)