Wait... they're different?You mean Pat from Saturday Night Live.
http://www2.hawaii.edu/~bynum/snl-pat.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8pBtwxra6_g/R1XoBESiI8I/AAAAAAAABfY/4zMbSgPGZfU/s400/Janet+Reno.jpg
Wait... they're different?You mean Pat from Saturday Night Live.
Condoms and lube.