"I want Percocet, that Vicodin doesn't work for me"
"I'm allergic to Tylenol, Ibuprofen, Darvocet, Toradol, and Hydrocodone"
"No, I haven't seen 5 others doctors this week for the same issue"
"That wasn't me filling those scripts, my ID was stolen"
"I ran over my meds with my car and I need a refill"
If you don't want to listen to the whole thing go to 4:40, turn up the volume, sit back, close your eyes and if you don't have an emotional experience your a robot http://youtu.be/4-MLxgkiPNg