Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[CPT Nervous]

Damn!!! Twist in the road!

You must really screw up with the law a lot. I just searched the court records. Below is the extensive list of criminal violations I have found. This isn't including all of the civil suits that have been filed against you.

3 times-driving while suspended
3 times-expired plates
2 times-seatbelt
1 time-ran stop sign
2 times-marijuana possession
1 time-possession of paraphernalia
1 time-felony possession of a controlled substance
1 time-illegal possession of alcohol
1 time-public intoxication
1 time-resisting and fleeing law enforcement
1 time-dealing marijuana/hash oil
1 time-possession of over 30 grams of marijuana/hash oil
1 time-maintaining a common nuisance
1 time-illegal possession
1 time-carrying handgun without a license

EDITED TO ADD HANGUN WITHOUT LICENSE

A couple of the defendants in these cases live at the same address and have the exact same name, but have a birthday that is one year off. I suspect that these are also the OP, but they were entered incorrectly into the computer.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

I knew about that thread, I didn't know it was the "wallet" thread. I'm only on page 5.



Going back in.

Me too. I saw it on day one and blew it off. It kept showing up on new posts and I ignored it., Finally got pushed there and boy, I'm glad I read the whole thing. Took a while...

 

[CPT Nervous]

Me too. I saw it on day one and blew it off. It kept showing up on new posts and I ignored it., Finally got pushed there and boy, I'm glad I read the whole thing. Took a while...

I read pages 1-121. I just skipped the rest. Hope I didn't miss anything good. I'm sure I'll go back and read them.

 

[CPT Nervous]

This is my 97th post ITT.

 

[CPT Nervous]

98th...

 

[CPT Nervous]

Kawtech better watch out! I'm in third place mother****ers!

 

[CPT Nervous]

100 FTMFW!!!!

 

[kawtech87]

Kawtech better watch out! I'm in third place mother****ers!

Still not sure why you WANT to be winning this thread...

Unless there is beer and bacon as a prize... I Sure as hell havent seen any free INGO bacon or beer as a result of this thread.

Although I did eat bacon and beer for dinner.

EDT: 161

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

Still not sure why you WANT to be winning this thread...

Unless there is beer and bacon as a prize... I Sure as hell havent seen any free INGO bacon or beer as a result of this thread.

Although I did eat bacon and beer for dinner.

EDT: 161

None of you are winning ANYTHING! My romeo post has more text than all of you guys have posted TOGETHER...... Loosers...... Just loosers.

 

[CPT Nervous]

What is a "looser?" Perhaps you mean "loser?"

A looser just sounds nasty...

 

[CPT Nervous]

Also, you only have 16 posts ITT. I don't care about the volume of text posted. It's all about the post count.

 

[CPT Nervous]

Which is 103, BTW.

 

[CPT Nervous]

So, I'm not that far off.

 

[CPT Nervous]

Realistically, I can beat Stocks, but I think Kawtech is going to hold onto the lead.

 

[CPT Nervous]

Look, I'm already at 106. It didn't take long at all.

 

[CPT Nervous]

Then again, a lot of those posts have been counting my posts count...

 

[CPT Nervous]

108

 

[CPT Nervous]

^Like that. See, those are stupid.

 

[CPT Nervous]

What I should do is that I will not see that which is that what you will. Anybody who sees that is going to be in a which way is down sort of tunneled corridor. How can people think what this is that where he lies, to be anything other than sheer brilliance?

 

[CPT Nervous]

See, I told you so.