Uh, Excuse me sir...

[SavageEagle]

Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean President Obama, Sir. Um . . I know you're busy, and important and stuff. I mean running the county is very important and -- ah -- I hate to bother you Sir. I will only take a minute. Ok Sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering Sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.

Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all
the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that
painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once!

Oh, sorry Sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help
me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way.
I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or
something. Ever been to Coney Island Sir? No? I didn't think so...

Well, listen, anyway, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap
this up. These things seem to either be "Not released" or "Not available."
I'm sure it's just an oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you
tell me where these things are -- I -- I have them written down here
somewhere -- oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I'll just
read it to you.

Could you please help me find these things Sir?
1. Occidental College records -- Not released
2. Columbia College records -- Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper -- "Not available"
4. Harvard College records -- Not released
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical records -- Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- Not available
8. Your Illinois State Senate records -- Not available
9. Law practice client list -- Not released
10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released
11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
12. Record of your baptism -- Not available

Oh and one more thing Sir, I can't seem to find any articles you published
as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a Professor at the University of
Chicago. Can you explain that to me Sir?

Oh but, hey -- listen! I know you're busy! If this is too much for you right
now -- I mean -- tell you what. I'll come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, You know? I mean, I know you're busy. I'll just let myself out. I'll be back tomorrow. And the day after. .
What's that Mr. President? Who wants to know these things?

We the People of the United States of America! You know, the ones that
vote?

 

[jmiller676]

Can you really not find those things on the net or anything? I'm to lazy to google and heading out soon.

 

[SavageEagle]

His IL Senate Records should be available, but no one can get the other records. None of them. That's what most of the Court Cases trying to find obamatard's creditablity is over. He won't produce the records.

 

[JetGirl]

His IL Senate Records should be available, but no one can get the other records. None of them. That's what most of the Court Cases trying to find obamatard's creditablity is over. He won't produce the records.

So much for "transparency", huh?

 

[SavageEagle]

Trans-poop-on-our-heads-cy?

Sorry. It popped in my head and through my fingers!

 

[Willard]

That's what the invisible man calls his mom & dad......"transparents"

All that info that was never provided, just goes to prove what a scam our "voting" system is. I tend to agree with Carlin:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIraCchPDhk]YouTube - George Carlin Doesn't vote[/ame]

2 party system is a joke, it's only "one" away from no choice at all. They (Rep & Dem) both play for the same team, they just call themselves by different names to keep people arguing over their party, and why it's better than the other....there's no difference, period. They all answer to the same bankers, THEY'RE the ones running this country, not the POTUS, or Congress.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Anyone else find it ironic that Obama became Senator by prying into old court records in both his primary and the general election and destroyed those men, but Obama refuses to release the very same records?

 

[SavageEagle]

Repped because George Carlin was the Sheet! RIP sir.

 

[Dryden]

Now wait just one minute!!!
Are you telling me that our fine news media has NOT looked into these allegations?????
Dan Rather found a computerized printout of G.W.Bush's Air Reserve records..... AND they didn't even have computers back then!!!

What does that tell ya?

 

[jontheturboguy]

Yup, you can dig and dig and dig - all you'll find is hot air out of the Libtards' mouths telling you to "Not worry, its all legal. You wouldn't want YOUR records be made public blah blah blah blah..."

 

[SavageEagle]

Yup, you can dig and dig and dig - all you'll find is hot air out of the Libtards' mouths telling you to "Not worry, its all legal. You wouldn't want YOUR records be made public blah blah blah blah..."

Exactly. And I'm sorry, but if you are going to be MY President, I have every right to know your records, public and private. If someone has multipule offenses for beating their wives, doing drugs, driving drunk, but no felonies (Yet), then by God I want to know it. I want to know your city and state of birth. With proof. If someone's stupid enough to try and steal your identity, they won't get far. And since you're a government official, it's not like the damages won't get reversed anway.

I hate people sometimes.

Ok, hate is too strong a word. I dispise some people with all of my being. Far beyond disliking them. But I don't hate them. I don't think. Yea. That's it.

 

[Dryden]

Is being a politician a Hate-Crime?

 

[DHolder]

Thats why he's got BOTH Clintons on board now. They were some of the best at "not realeasing information".