Twilight Eclipse premiere today (spoilers!)

[Scutter01]

In honor of the premiere of Twilight Eclipse, I present to you my dream ending for the film:

 

[christman]

ahhaahahhahahha. Seriously, all the women folk I know went at midnight to see this turdfest. That would be a great ending. Even better if that girl from Underworld would take out the wearwolf in this movie at the same time!

 

[spasmo]

Everyone knows that Jacob is the hottest of the two main guy characters as it is....

woohoo.. Team Jacob...

 

[PatriotPride]

+1 Scutter! Awesome pic!

 

[Scutter01]

 

[printcraft]

In honor of the premiere of Twilight Eclipse, I present to you my dream ending for the film:

HAHAAAAHAHAHHA!!!
Hopefully Blade will use some of his special "Serum" on the vamp boy.
"They sparkle when they explode"

 

[dkc485]

Ugh, I had to work the midnight last night. I nearly got stampeded when we opened up one of the theaters. And jeez Spasmo, keep it in your pants

 

[spasmo]

ummmmm I'm a girl so I'm pretty uuuummmmm stationary, if you will.

But it's definitely Team Jacob. Of course, he's only barely legal anyway. I think he just turned 18.

 

[Scutter01]

But it's definitely Team Jacob. Of course, he's only barely legal anyway. I think he just turned 18.

 

[SavageEagle]

Here is my man card. I've seen all three movies in the theater with my wife. I freely hand it over as a peace offering.

On a happier note, the wife no longer gets to complain any time I wish to go shooting or hiking BECAUSE I went with her...

 

[rmabrey]

Here is my man card. I've seen all three movies in the theater with my wife. I freely hand it over as a peace offering.

On a happier note, the wife no longer gets to complain any time I wish to go shooting or hiking BECAUSE I went with her...

 

[Scutter01]

In honor of the premiere of Twilight Eclipse, I present to you my dream ending for the film:

The more I thought about this, the more I decided I'd rather have this be my dream BEGINNING for the film.

 

[rmabrey]

The more I thought about this, the more I decided I'd rather have this be my dream BEGINNING for the film.

beginning of the film, or series?

 

[christman]

lol Savage. I had to see the first two with my wife. I put my foot down on the third. And both feet down on seeing it at midnight last night with her.

I took all I can stanz and I cant stanz no more!

 

[Protest]

I'm blessed with a wife who generally does not like chick flicks. She enjoys action, martial arts, crime dramas, war movies and so on. So, I can generally bet that what I choose, she'll like too.

 

[Scutter01]

beginning of the film, or series?

I'd be OK with three complete films of nothing but the scene implied in that screenshot.

 

[Lucas156]

Here is why everyone hates Twilight.

How Twilight Works - The Oatmeal

Summarized.
First off, the author creates a main character which is an empty shell. Her appearance isn't described in detail; that way, any female can slip into it and easily fantasize about being this person.
Imagine everything women want in a man, then exaggerate it by ten thousand - and you've got Edward Cullen.
The end

 

[SavageEagle]

lol Savage. I had to see the first two with my wife. I put my foot down on the third. And both feet down on seeing it at midnight last night with her.

I took all I can stanz and I cant stanz no more!

I can honestly say the third wasn't as bad as the first two. The first two were more about the love sick teens. The third was more about the coming army of vampires and preparing for, and then fighting them. It wasn't too bad.

HOWEVER

THERE WAS NO BLOOD!!!!!!!!! THE VAMPIRES SHATTERED!!!! SHATTERED!!!!! WTF>?!?!?!?!111?!?!! I was LIVID! How can you have a vampire movie that when the vampires are slain, there is no blood flying?!?!

I walked out of that movie pissing off parents and little girls alike by proclaiming how upset I was at there not being any blood flying! Some teenager looked at me and said "they can't have blood flying because it's not a horror movie!" I looked her dead in the eye and said "You lazy selfish kids don't know what a vampire movie REALLY is!"

Then I got smacked in the back of the head by my wife. Then we laughed at the kid.

 

[EvilElmo]

 

[Gamez235]

Here is my man card. I've seen all three movies in the theater with my wife. I freely hand it over as a peace offering.

On a happier note, the wife no longer gets to complain any time I wish to go shooting or hiking BECAUSE I went with her...

Man card revoked. You may reapply for man privileges in 45 days..