Jeez IBM....I'd hug a cop too, but I'd get the one out of a hundred who thinks I was assaulting him, and because of that I'd get tazed, thrown to the ground and all jack booted thugged on.
Moral of the story, don't be a hater of the 99% who are good.
You have to remember to talk to them in a soothing tone of voice and scratch them behind the ears before you try to hug them....
Oh wait......
That's for dogs.
Never mind......