Today's You Can't Make This Sh*t Up News

[flatlander]

Jesse, is that you?

 

[Ingomike]

Antifa Member Shocked That Muslim Women Don't Support Sex Changes For Kids

An Antifa member at a Pro-Palestine rally was shocked when three Muslim women refused to side with him about sex-change surgeries for kids.

www.outkick.com

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

And you thought pineapple on pizza was a terrible idea.

DiGiorno Unveils Thanksgiving Pizza

The pizza includes turkey, gravy sauce, sweet potatoes, green beans and cranberries, and a crispy onion topping.

www.ien.com

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

And you thought pineapple on pizza was a terrible idea.

DiGiorno Unveils Thanksgiving Pizza

The pizza includes turkey, gravy sauce, sweet potatoes, green beans and cranberries, and a crispy onion topping.

www.ien.com

I was all in until I read the word 'cranberries'

 

[Bugzilla]

Guns caused this......

During the argument, both teens pulled out handguns and began shooting, according to police. Both 15-year-olds and a 16-year-old Carver student, who was not involved in the argument, were hit with bullets during the shootout, according to police.

Baltimore Police said five people were taken into custody:

• The two 15-year-old boys
• The Carver student who ran off with the gun
• The parents

MSN

 

[red_zr24x4]

I was all in until I read the word 'cranberries'

I was out at turkey

 

[snorko]

I have made Thanksgiving leftovers into burritos and pizza for years. I will look for this.

 

[JCSR]

 

[Cameramonkey]

On a related note, if you want a great deal on body wash, laundry detergent, etc. go to the corner of 21st and Arlington. There’s always somebody there selling bootleg crap like that.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

This one is tough to watch.

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

This one is tough to watch.

I think a few fully auto weapons in the right hands would stop that **** pretty ****ing quick

 

[printcraft]

*margaret sanger approved.

 

[Wolfhound]

This one is tough to watch.

Sadly Oakland can be considered third world.

 

[Cameramonkey]

And cops claim a bunch of black guys beating a white guy to death isnt racism, but you know damn good and well the black body wouldnt be cold before his white assailants were accused of racism.

#clownworld

 

[JCSR]

And cops claim a bunch of black guys beating a white guy to death isnt racism, but you know damn good and well the black body wouldnt be cold before his white assailants were accused of racism.

#clownworld

Sadly I knew that before ever watching the video.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

And cops claim a bunch of black guys beating a white guy to death isnt racism, but you know damn good and well the black body wouldnt be cold before his white assailants were accused of racism.

#clownworld

I didn't see any black guys beating him. They looked Hispanic to me.

 

[Cameramonkey]

I didn't see any black guys beating him. They looked Hispanic to me.

other journalists reported it was black guys. I didnt watch the video.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

other journalists reported it was black guys. I didnt watch the video.

I looked again, and there were a couple of blacks there, but I saw mostly Hispanics.

Edit: Upon further review, it was a pretty even mix.

 

[KLB]

other journalists reported it was black guys. I didnt watch the video.

This isn't the kid that was killed. It is another incident.