Listen as we speak I am frying breakfast meats in a pan I prefer doing it with pants on. So that just goes to show you can argue about anything. And on a side note I almost had an uninvited guest + 4 they were testing the integrity of my door this morning. This would be the opposite argument I would prefer no pants easier to clean up the mess. Or the brown ones.you can however just wear a belt around your waist, over your jammies, for open carrying. surely we can all agree that pants suck.