I think the shopping zombies have acquired a new super-power. If you make eye contact with them you can feel your life force draining out of you.
Thank you very much!
Please tell me it's not pink.
Had some fun with a cashier today.
Her: How are you today?
Me: Pretty good thanks.
Her: Do you have a rewards card?
Me: Yup.
Her: Can I see it?
Me: Nope
Her: Um, why not? It'll save you money.
Me: It's complicated.
Her: If you give me your name and address, I can give you the discount.
Me: If you give me yours too, then we'll be even.
Her: Sir, that'll be $XX.XX
Me: (As I hand her cash) Does this mean you don't like me anymore?
Her: Your change is $XX.XX, have a nice day.
Me: Thanks. Do you still want my name and address?
Her: (totally ignoring me now and speaking to the next person in line) And how are YOU today?
was she good looking? how old was she? Maybe I should go and do that same thing.
Sweet!It's not pink
Looked like a kid to me, but all that means is she was probably under 30.
Looked like a kid to me, but all that means is she was probably under 30.