The Official Status Update Thread:Part theweakerbrother (16)

[Expat]

The nazis are after me.

Why would they be any different from anyone else?

 

[Expat]

My wifes Chihuahua must DIE!!!!!

They look like they would be tasty.

 

[SEIndSAM]

They look like they would be tasty.

We are about to find out. The little turd found some Oatmeal-Raisin cookies I had stashed in a compartment of the coffee table and ate the last 1/2 dozen or so. Should I Bar-b-que him or deep fry??? I keep telling the wife he looks just like a sausage, he must be edible.

 

[Expat]

I would definitely put him on a stick and grill him. Maybe a little teriyaki on him.

 

[HandK]

We are about to find out. The little turd found some Oatmeal-Raisin cookies I had stashed in a compartment of the coffee table and ate the last 1/2 dozen or so. Should I Bar-b-que him or deep fry??? I keep telling the wife he looks just like a sausage, he must be edible.

If we have learned anything from watching TV, We know that Chihuahua's and Taco Bell go well together! So my vote is make Taco's outa him!!

 

[SEIndSAM]

Damn, those were the last of the cookies, been looking forward to some hot tea and cookies all afternoon.

 

[Expat]

If we have learned anything from watching TV, We know that Chihuahua's and Taco Bell go well together! So my vote is make Taco's outa him!!

As little as their bones must be, they would probably grind right up in the meat to go into the tortillas.

 

[Expat]

Damn, those were the last of the cookies, been looking forward to some hot tea and cookies all afternoon.

Tea? You don't have your cookies with milk in the evenings?

 

[Expat]

Good night folks.

 

[HandK]

We are about to find out. The little turd found some Oatmeal-Raisin cookies I had stashed in a compartment of the coffee table and ate the last 1/2 dozen or so. Should I Bar-b-que him or deep fry??? I keep telling the wife he looks just like a sausage, he must be edible.

You could make Cookies outta him and go on with your evening!!

 

[HandK]

Pownage!!

 

[SEIndSAM]

Tea? You don't have your cookies with milk in the evenings?

Nope, milk gives me heartburn. He and that dog have never been buddies. The wife got the chihuahua about a year before I met her. I inherited the chihuahua when I married her. Now the other dog, is a good dog. 30 pound white/brown mutt mix. 50 times smarter than that stupid chihuahua.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Good night folks.

Good night Expat.

 

[HandK]

You could take him boating!! or Hunting! both sports have been known to be wrought with accidents!

 

[HandK]

Night Expat have a good one!

 

[Suprtek]

The nazis are after me.

 

[Ironjaw's-wife]

back from the store. and dontcha know it I remembered something I needed on the drive home.

 

[SEIndSAM]

You could take him boating!! or Hunting! both sports have been known to be wrought with accidents!

Yeah, a boating accident.

Wouldn't work, the wife would get suspicious if I took him someplace with out her.

 

[Suprtek]

Advice for the day...leaving your cup of coffee on the counter in front of you while shaving with an electric razor...not a good idea.

patooey!!!

 

[Suprtek]

back from the store. and dontcha know it I remembered something I needed on the drive home.

Pretty sure that's required. State law I think.