The Official Status Update Thread - Part HandK (10)

[theweakerbrother]

I have to poop.

 

[theweakerbrother]

Subhumans, all of you.

 

[Westside]

My mom won't stop talking to me about some dumb movie she watched.

punch her in the neck that should shut her up.

 

[Westside]

Subhumans, all of you.

better than be a zombie.

 

[Westside]

self-reported drunk driving is down.

CDC: Self-reported drunk driving is down - Yahoo! News

why am I not surprised. I actually LOL when I read the headline.

 

[MrsGungho]

You don't need more than 3 hours of sleep a night you old farts.

I've been doing that going on 2 weeks now... I was getting a bit grouchy

My mom won't stop talking to me about some dumb movie she watched.

I used to say that too, until she wasn't here to talk about the dumb stuff anymore... now I wish I could hear the dumb stuff.

 

[Rayne]

My mom won't stop talking to me about some dumb movie she watched.

That's what you get for still living in your mother's basement.

I used to say that too, until she wasn't here to talk about the dumb stuff anymore... now I wish I could hear the dumb stuff.

Me too MrsG. Wish I could tell you it gets better, mine has been gone about a year longer than yours.

 

[theweakerbrother]

She wants me to tell everyone in the land of the Internet that they should not watch the movie Wrecked starring Adrian Brody.

 

[theweakerbrother]

All classy Italian men live with their mothers at 30.

 

[MrsGungho]

Me too MrsG. Wish I could tell you it gets better, mine has been gone about a year longer than yours.

I can't say better, but I deal with it better now.

She wants me to tell everyone in the land of the Internet that they should not watch the movie Wrecked starring Adrian Brody.

We've been told... never heard of it but I won't watch it

 

[theweakerbrother]

I told her that I told everyone on INGO that they must watch the dumb movie and she punched my arm. When I walked out of the bathroom she said I looked like I needed tp and she threw a roll of it at me. This is adult child abuse.

 

[theweakerbrother]

Is it normal to have orange poop?

 

[theweakerbrother]

I have to turn in a poop sample in to the doctor in December.

 

[theweakerbrother]

I might put it on our Christmas Cards.

 

[theweakerbrother]

Just kidding! Christmas is canceled.

 

[theweakerbrother]

My wife's birthday is on the 9th.

 

[theweakerbrother]

And our anniversary.

 

[theweakerbrother]

I like to call it her anniversary. Her reaction is awesome.

 

[tyler34]

ferrari!

 

[theweakerbrother]

I'm going on a cruise ship. In February.