The Official Status Update Thread: Part 98 - Saving Private Ryan

[Suprtek]

At one time I thought RnR was da man!!

She's not??

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I finished putting the washer back together and asked my wife to try it out. She promptly mentioned that I was welcome to try it myself. Why can wives never grasp the concept of "We fix the appliances! We no use the appliances!!"

Suprtek wife is Da Man!!! Now do what your told and wash those undies. Then make her a sammich!!

 

[Suprtek]

Suprtek wife is Da Man!!! Now do what your told and wash those undies. Then make her a sammich!!

Nope. I do what all husbands do. I aggravate her to death by refusing to do it the way she says it has to be done until she just pushes me out of the way and does it herself.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

lol she's da man too, but not in that way.

She is pretty fly for a white guy!! , er I mean girl.

She's not??

I was shocked also!!

 

[jdmack79]

I have absolutely zero contact with travelers. I'm not even in the same building.

No one I accost has the luxury of being on their way somewhere cool, they're just trying make a living in an underpaid field.

That sounds suspiciously like what an accoster would say.

 

[Sylvain]

She is pretty fly for a white guy!! , er I mean girl.

I was shocked also!!

We still need pictures to be 100% sure.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Nope. I do what all husbands do. I aggravate her to death by refusing to do it the way she says it has to be done until she just pushes me out of the way and does it herself.

( taking notes) guess I've been doing it wrong! Just wait till she comes home tonight!!!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Watching TV, never heard of this Slender Man thing. I'm not much of a gamer. Has anyone ever heard of this stuff.

 

[db1959]

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Evening db!!! How was your day?

 

[db1959]

 

[db1959]

Evening db!!! How was your day?

OK. Watched it rain all day....right up until quitting time.

Yours?

 

[Sylvain]

Captain Sunshine!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

OK. Watched it rain all day....right up until quitting time.

Yours?

Had to clean the basement since I couldn't mow the grass. Went tanning, , that's right TANNING!! Wife says I need some sun on my paste like white legs before Mexico!! I just laid there texting on INGO!! Other then that, nothing much.

 

[db1959]

Aye Sylvain

 

[mom45]

Watching TV, never heard of this Slender Man thing. I'm not much of a gamer. Has anyone ever heard of this stuff.

Reading the stories on this is just sickening to me. How can little girls be so evil? Unbelievable that they planned this since February and actually did this.

 

[Crbn79]

........... then I'll button up the covers and let the wife try a load.

Oh what a dirty mind could concoct with that statement...

 

[Suprtek]

Oh what a dirty mind could concoct with that statement...

I caught that right after I posted it. Surprised it took this long.

 

[Suprtek]

The washer appears to have made it through a load of clothes without incident. I'm the hero again.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Reading the stories on this is just sickening to me. How can little girls be so evil? Unbelievable that they planned this since February and actually did this.

I've never heard of this Thin Man game. Just so sad that little girls can be so vicious.