The Official Status Update Thread: Part 68 - The Fiscal Cliff

[Suprtek]

Well she knows her letters and numbers but doesn't know how to spell so she was just texting gibberish. But she does say some crazy things. The other day she kept telling me that she had a sticker. When I finally said "I know. You've told me 30 times", she said "No...EIGHTY times!". Then a couple weeks ago she looked straight at her dad and said "Daddy you're a tool." I about lost it at that one.

I heard a good one the other day. I was working on a machine at a school. The school was closed but a few staff members were there. One teacher had brought her 7 or 8 year old daughter with her and she was wandering around entertaining herself. She came in the room where I was working and asked "Are you fixing that?". I answered, "Yes, I am.". She immediately responded with "My mommy said she broke it but not to tell you!"

 

[RedneckReject]

So im a whore AND a troll?

I've seen some girls at bars that fit that description!

I heard a good one the other day. I was working on a machine at a school. The school was closed but a few staff members were there. One teacher had brought her 7 or 8 year old daughter with her and she was wandering around entertaining herself. She came in the room where I was working and asked "Are you fixing that?". I answered, "Yes, I am.". She immediately responded with "My mommy said she broke it but not to tell you!"

That's just awesome!!!

 

[Suprtek]

I've seen some girls at bars that fit that description!



That's just awesome!!!

I thought so too! You'd think a teacher would know about children's tendency to repeat what they hear though.

 

[Sylvain]

I heard a good one the other day. I was working on a machine at a school. The school was closed but a few staff members were there. One teacher had brought her 7 or 8 year old daughter with her and she was wandering around entertaining herself. She came in the room where I was working and asked "Are you fixing that?". I answered, "Yes, I am.". She immediately responded with "My mommy said she broke it but not to tell you!"

lol

Imagine if we were all as honest as kids.Cops would have a blast.

"I have drug in the trunk officer but my dad said I shouldn't tell you that".

 

[Suprtek]

Man, this chicken is great. I really wanna go grab some more but I know I shouldn't.

 

[RedneckReject]

lol

Imagine if we were all as honest as kids.Cops would have a blast.

"I have drug in the trunk officer but my dad said I shouldn't tell you that".

I would probably have a LOT of tickets if I was that honest.

Man, this chicken is great. I really wanna go grab some more but I know I shouldn't.

I'm still working on mine. It's a slow process.

 

[Sylvain]

I am not eating.Probably should do it soon.

 

[Suprtek]

I am not eating.Probably should do it soon.

So what's for breakfast? It's only 5am there, right?

 

[Sylvain]

So what's for breakfast? It's only 5am there, right?

Yes.Maybe I will have cereals.

 

[RedneckReject]

Yes.Maybe I will have cereals.

And Oreos?

 

[Sylvain]

And Oreos?

No Oreos today.And no im not sick.

 

[RedneckReject]

No Oreos today.And no im not sick.

Are you sure? You'll most likely be feeling some withdrawal symptoms soon

 

[Sylvain]

I had plenty of sugar with all my coffees today.

 

[Suprtek]

I think you folks are plenty capable of holding down the fort on your own so I'm gonna leave you to it. I need to bail for the night.

 

[RedneckReject]

I had plenty of sugar with all my coffees today.

I didn't. Only fake sugar for me.

 

[RedneckReject]

I think you folks are plenty capable of holding down the fort on your own so I'm gonna leave you to it. I need to bail for the night.

I think we can manage. Night Supr

 

[magic man]

Home.

 

[RedneckReject]

Good evening MM

 

[GBuck]

Hello

 

[magic man]

Hola