The Official Status Update Thread - Part 32: Big Trouble in Little China

[OneBadV8]

The little old lady at WalMart just laughed at me when I told her I was looking for 9mm...

 

[HotPocket]

Scutter are you and Spas gonna come to this?

INGunOwners - Eat 'n Shoot

 

[Shadow]

The little old lady at WalMart just laughed at me when I told her I was looking for 9mm...

Which Wal-Mart ?

 

[OneBadV8]

Scutter are you and Spas gonna come to this?

INGunOwners - Eat 'n Shoot

I was about to say that they can't see it because they haven't joined the group yet. But they're mods, they can pry see it just fine

 

[Scutter01]

After watching me do it about 5 times, he will learn.

No, he won't. That's the problem. Also, I hate Access with a burning passion. Access has been the worst thing to happen to databases, ever.

That is so funny, reminds me of stuff I prayed my children wouldn't say when they were at school. Farming community or not they didn't need to discuss the hog breeding operation. They were educated at a very young age.

When my daughter was very young, I started introducing her to the idea that I carried a pistol. However, trying to teach a very young child the concept of "discretion" was extremely difficult. She got that she wasn't supposed to talk about it with other people, but, being 3-4 years old, still had to say SOMETHING. She knew she wasn't supposed to mention "gun". We'd be in the mall or something, she'd bump into my sidearm and then loudly complain "Daddy, I smacked my head on your thing! It's hard and it hurt!" Yeah. That happened. More often than I was comfortable with.

 

[HotPocket]

I was about to say that they can't see it because they haven't joined the group yet. But they're mods, they can pry see it just fine

I reported my post so they would see it

 

[HotPocket]

No, he won't. That's the problem. Also, I hate Access with a burning passion. Access has been the worst thing to happen to databases, ever.



When my daughter was very young, I started introducing her to the idea that I carried a pistol. However, trying to teach a very young child the concept of "discretion" was extremely difficult. She got that she wasn't supposed to talk about it with other people, but, being 3-4 years old, still had to say SOMETHING. She knew she wasn't supposed to mention "gun". We'd be in the mall or something, she'd bump into my sidearm and then loudly complain "Daddy, I smacked my head on your thing! It's hard and it hurt!" Yeah. That happened. More often than I was comfortable with.

 

[GBuck]

Access?

I know a guy if you ever want to convert that to a real database and have a Web Interface or even a Windows Interface

I'm sure you do.

If I had it my way it would have been converted a long time ago. However, it is a database provided by the Grand Lodge of Indiana and all the lodges in the state use the same one. It's not TERRIBLE to use, but the initial set up sucked.

The new uproar in the community of Secretaries is the "cloud" thing they're starting to use.

 

[OneBadV8]

I reported my post so they would see it

 

[jd4320t]

Which Wal-Mart ?

County Line Greenwood. I also went to the super white trash on on 31 and they don't have any either.

 

[Scutter01]

Scutter are you and Spas gonna come to this?

INGunOwners - Eat 'n Shoot

You should post it in the INGO Events subforum and then make a calendar entry linking to it so that it shows up on the front page. This is the first I've heard of it.

 

[OneBadV8]

The new uproar in the community of Secretaries is the "cloud" thing they're starting to use.

Tell them Access is NOT in the cloud

Just don't let them read up on Office 365

 

[Shadow]

County Line Greenwood. I also went to the super white trash on on 31 and they don't have any either.

Stay away from Camby's Wally World

 

[Westside]

No, he won't. That's the problem. Also, I hate Access with a burning passion. Access has been the worst thing to happen to databases, ever.



When my daughter was very young, I started introducing her to the idea that I carried a pistol. However, trying to teach a very young child the concept of "discretion" was extremely difficult. She got that she wasn't supposed to talk about it with other people, but, being 3-4 years old, still had to say SOMETHING. She knew she wasn't supposed to mention "gun". We'd be in the mall or something, she'd bump into my sidearm and then loudly complain "Daddy, I smacked my head on your thing! It's hard and it hurt!" Yeah. That happened. More often than I was comfortable with.

So if I told you the that the Indiana state department of education is switching from an oracle database to an access database. you wouldn't be happy.


oh and they have been switch for the last year and a half. it is working GREAT!!!

 

[Westside]

You should post it in the INGO Events subforum and then make a calendar entry linking to it so that it shows up on the front page. This is the first I've heard of it.

but I don't think we they want all of INGO to show up. just the people and mods they like.

 

[jd4320t]

Stay away from Camby's Wally World

Do they have it? I will go before work!

 

[Rayne]

My Daddy just called me!!!!

 

[HotPocket]

You should post it in the INGO Events subforum and then make a calendar entry linking to it so that it shows up on the front page. This is the first I've heard of it.

Nope, it's for us PWs

 

[GBuck]

but I don't think we they want all of INGO to show up. just the people and mods they like.

Maybe we are snobs/elitists?

 

[Scutter01]

So if I told you the that the Indiana state department of education is switching from an oracle database to an access database. you wouldn't be happy.

Access was never meant to be a multi-user system. It was meant to be a very entry-level single-user database for incidental use. Multi-user was hacked into it because Microsoft's customers had tons of little access databases and they all wanted to be able to share them with other users. Then, MS released the Access Runtime kit and software developers started developing their applications using Access backends. Fast-forward to 2012 and business are reaping why they sow. Access is a colossal cluster****.