Bonjour Monsieur
Hello distinguished British person with a bowler hat!
I like to think it is an Oddjob like hat from the James Bond movie goldfinger
One of the best all time bad guys in movies.
How you doin?!
you're fainting? Better get to an ER, stat!
Baily has been standing in my lap for the last 30 minutes.
FTFY
I thought a guy was giving you a lap dance while you typed.