The Official Status Update Thread: Part 116 - Internet. Friend or Foe?

[Trigger Time]

As stupid as some people say that movie is, I freakin' love it

I met Vivica A Fox at the private bar "best locker room" at comes I field house about 10 years ago. I asked her for a pic and she squeezed me real tight next I her and made my hand touch her boobie. Hehehehehe
shes from Indiana. She plays the wife of will smith in Independence Day. VERY VERY nice and gracious beautiful woman!

 

[Crbn79]

Looks like my daggone tax refund is caught up in the delay.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

I met Vivica A Fox at the private bar "best locker room" at comes I field house about 10 years ago. I asked her for a pic and she squeezed me real tight next I her and made my hand touch her boobie. Hehehehehe
shes from Indiana. She plays the wife of will smith in Independence Day. VERY VERY nice and gracious beautiful woman!

 

[Trigger Time]

It's shake n bake and I helped

 

[Trigger Time]

I do still have the pic. I'll look for it and find it just for you Robbie

 

[Crbn79]

I met Vivica A Fox at the private bar "best locker room" at comes I field house about 10 years ago. I asked her for a pic and she squeezed me real tight next I her and made my hand touch her boobie. Hehehehehe
shes from Indiana. She plays the wife of will smith in Independence Day. VERY VERY nice and gracious beautiful woman!

When we were in Iraq some WWE female wrestlers and Dean Cain came over. I got to be on their PSD team, one of the girls pulled her shirt over my head and motor boated my face! There was no bra!!! Dean Cain said "When's my turn?" I have a signed poster from her somewhere. My wife hates the poster because I told her about it. She signed it "Big Chris, keep on boating".

 

[Trigger Time]

Looks like my daggone tax refund is caught up in the delay.

Sorry man

 

[Crbn79]

Just watched a lady on the news say "If I win the powerball I'm paying off my college bills and going to China so I can play with all the Pandas." WTF is wrong with people?

 

[mbills2223]

In her defense, I do like pandas...

 

[Crbn79]

In her defense, I do like pandas...

#1 she looked like a trailer park emo!
#2 Pandas are BEARS, you don't just go play with freaking bears. Ask the Alaska bear man, Timothy Treadwell about that. Oh wait, you can't a freaking bear ate him!

 

[mbills2223]

but pandas are fluffy... I saw it on the tv. They must be friendly!

 

[Trigger Time]

When we were in Iraq some WWE female wrestlers and Dean Cain came over. I got to be on their PSD team, one of the girls pulled her shirt over my head and motor boated my face! There was no bra!!! Dean Cain said "When's my turn?" I have a signed poster from her somewhere. My wife hates the poster because I told her about it. She signed it "Big Chris, keep on boating".

BahahahahAhaha!
most of the celebrities and HOS I did PSD's for were Aholes. Definately no motor boating going on. But I was a civilian contractor then so I didn't have a cool uniform

 

[RobbyMaQ]

Well if I win, I am buying each f you a panda bear. Except Mbills... I'll buy him two.

 

[mbills2223]

BahahahahAhaha!
most of the celebrities and HOS I did PSD's for were Aholes. Definately no motor boating going on. But I was a civilian contractor then so I didn't have a cool uniform

contractor eh?? You and Yeager must not've been on the same team or the middle east would be American territory now.

 

[mbills2223]

Well if I win, I am buying each f you a panda bear. Except Mbills... I'll buy him two.

 

[Trigger Time]

but pandas are fluffy... I saw it on the tv. They must be friendly!

Ah the cute fuzzy ..... Ahhhhhhh oh **** he's ripping my face off oh **** holy **** ....... He's eating my eyeball

 

[Crbn79]

BahahahahAhaha!
most of the celebrities and HOS I did PSD's for were Aholes. Definately no motor boating going on. But I was a civilian contractor then so I didn't have a cool uniform

I did the PSD for Rascal Flats, Toby Keith, Dean Cain and those girls, Charlie Daniels, and Vince Vaughn. They were all really cool, Toby Keith was probably the coolest, he came out and sang for the PSD team at the end of the night. Vince Vaughn lost $3,000 playing poker with my buddy. I think he lost on purpose.

 

[Crbn79]

Ah the cute fuzzy ..... Ahhhhhhh oh **** he's ripping my face off oh **** holy **** ....... He's eating my eyeball

You've heard the audio of Grizzly man getting eaten as well?

 

[mbills2223]

Ah the cute fuzzy ..... Ahhhhhhh oh **** he's ripping my face off oh **** holy **** ....... He's eating my eyeball

but he'd look so cute doing it...covered in blood...the red stains on his white fur...adorable

 

[Trigger Time]

contractor eh?? You and Yeager must not've been on the same team or the middle east would be American territory now.

Hehehehehe