The Official Status Update Thread: Part 115 - SNOWMAGGEDON (The White Death)

[mom45]

Off I go to slide in the snow...BBL

 

[Crbn79]

I've been trained for this

RESIST and attempt to escape!

 

[MrsGungho]

Still a good thing.

either way

it's good practice for interviews

 

[mbills2223]

RESIST and attempt to escape!

lol...i asked the woman to waterboard me the other day...she said no

 

[Trigger Time]

lol...i asked the woman to waterboard me the other day...she said no

Still want to try it?

 

[Crbn79]

lol...i asked the woman to waterboard me the other day...she said no

You like towels being wrapped over your face and water poured on it?

Oh wait... I see where you're going with that.... Warm showers...

 

[KJQ6945]

You like towels being wrapped over your face and water poured on it?

Everybody does foreplay different........ Don't judge!

 

[mbills2223]

Still want to try it?

I feel like you typed that a little too eagerly


I did a makeshift sample on myself....no where near the real thing...still horrible.

You like towels being wrapped over your face and water poured on it?

Hah! As it turns out...no...but I did wonder what it was like. My sample, which, like I said, was no where near realistic, was pretty ****ing terrible.

 

[mbills2223]

Everybody does foreplay different........ Don't judge!

QFT!

 

[Crbn79]

I feel like you typed that a little too eagerly


I did a makeshift sample on myself....no where near the real thing...still horrible.



Hah! As it turns out...no...but I did wonder what it was like. My sample, which, like I said, was no where near realistic, was pretty ****ing terrible.

Or running garden hose down the throat, revive and do it all over again.

 

[KJQ6945]

You like towels being wrapped over your face and water poured on it?

Oh wait... I see where you're going with that.... Warm showers...

Mbills is more of a washcloth and chloroform guy.

 

[Sylvain]

either way

it's good practice for interviews

Maybe they will just smash his shoe with a hammer as soon as he shows up to see if he can follow instructions of wearing steel toed boots.

 

[MrsGungho]

Maybe they will just smash his shoe with a hammer as soon as he shows up to see if he can follow instructions of wearing steel toed boots.

he has metatarsal boots that he has for work now.. plus his steel toe shoes from an other job

 

[churchmouse]

You like towels being wrapped over your face and water poured on it?

Oh wait... I see where you're going with that.... Warm showers...

I am confused. Are we talking water board or water bored.

 

[Crbn79]

Mbills is more of a washcloth and chloroform guy.

Nice, if you wake up with a hotwheel in your rear, don't do that anymore.

 

[Sylvain]

he has metatarsal boots that he has for work now.. plus his steel toe shoes from an other job

I wear mind daily.It's great to kick people or dogs I found out.

 

[Crbn79]

I am confused. Are we talking water board or water bored.

He was asking his girl for a SHOWER​.

 

[mbills2223]

Or running garden hose down the throat, revive and do it all over again.

Mbills is more of a washcloth and chloroform guy.

I am confused. Are we talking water board or water bored.

I don't think anyone knows

Nice, if you wake up with a hotwheel in your rear, don't do that anymore.

That just means you're doing it right

 

[KJQ6945]

He was asking his girl for a SHOWER​.

He's such a pisstol!

 

[mbills2223]

He's such a pisstol!

I'll give you credit...that was a good one