The Official Status Update Thread: Part 115 - SNOWMAGGEDON (The White Death)

[nakinate]

Good luck with that, better you than I. I've gotta go back in the next few weeks, a close family friend is on borrowed time. Doc said she wouldn't make it past the 31st of January.

I'm sorry to hear that.

 

[Trigger Time]

That's my porn name!

The night I met my wife (karaoke night) I always used my "porn name" on the karaoke sign up sheets. So I'm talking with her and we are hitting it off and all of a sudden they announce that name over the speakers. I just slowly slid up there. Oh did I mention the song I was singing was "the bad touch" by the bloodhound gang?! Yep, I knew she loved me when she was still at the table when I got done. The rest is history

 

[KJQ6945]

 

[nakinate]

The night I met my wife (karaoke night) I always used my "porn name" on the karaoke sign up sheets. So I'm talking with her and we are hitting it off and all of a sudden they announce that name over the speakers. I just slowly slid up there. Oh did I mention the song I was singing was "the bad touch" by the bloodhound gang?! Yep, I knew she loved me when she was still at the table when I got done. The rest is history

So, what's your porn name? Or did I just miss it in a previous post?

 

[Crbn79]

I'm sorry to hear that.

No worries, we went a couple weekends ago, took the kids and said our Goodbyes.

 

[Trigger Time]

Good luck with that, better you than I. I've gotta go back in the next few weeks, a close family friend is on borrowed time. Doc said she wouldn't make it past the 31st of January.

Sorry to hear that man! I've had my fill of death this last year.

 

[Crbn79]

So, what's your porn name? Or did I just miss it in a previous post?

$5 says it was Dick Shwartz

 

[Crbn79]

Sorry to hear that man! I've had my fill of death this last year.

We got the news the day before another family friend's memorial service, packed our bags and went to see her. Figured it was a better idea to see the one still kicking than to say goodbye to a picture.

 

[Trigger Time]

So, what's your porn name? Or did I just miss it in a previous post?

I must keep some mystery

 

[Crbn79]

Porn names remind me of a wedding announcement I saw not too long ago for Givens - Moorehead. I bet that's gonna look great on a letter. Hey honey we just got a letter from Jena Givens-Moorehead.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

There's a sniper show on History channel right now.

 

[Crbn79]

I must keep some mystery

That's what people say when it's something silly like El Mustachio

 

[Trigger Time]

We got the news the day before another family friend's memorial service, packed our bags and went to see her. Figured it was a better idea to see the one still kicking than to say goodbye to a picture.

Time is so precious and can never e rewound. We must Cherish every precious second

 

[Trigger Time]

Porn names remind me of a wedding announcement I saw not too long ago for Givens - Moorehead. I bet that's gonna look great on a letter. Hey honey we just got a letter from Jena Givens-Moorehead.

bridesmaid was Sharon peters

 

[KJQ6945]

Hey Trigger Time, this is the trigger finger video.

 

[KJQ6945]

bridesmaid was Sharon peters

Sounds like a nice reception.

 

[jagee]

Sounds like a nice conception.

FITY

 

[Crbn79]

Sounds like a nice reception.

It was, they held it at the Bigs-Johnson's estate.

 

[jagee]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/i...ncments-from-couples-with-unfortu#.sb0pGWn205

 

[Crbn79]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/i...ncments-from-couples-with-unfortu#.sb0pGWn205

Good stuff!