Hey CM!
Wife was watching something stupid last night on TV. So I go to the bedroom to watch cool guy shows and look up more AWSOME accessories for the shotgun. Long story short, I woke up with her in my arms this morning!! Not sure what a man can do with a 12g shot gun alone all nite. But I felt very satisfied!!! Wife slept on the couch, I'm pretty sure she's jelly!!
Um, you're doing it wrong.