The Official Status Update Thread: Part 115 - SNOWMAGGEDON (The White Death)

[nakinate]

Jagee, if you want to meet me at a CVS I'll get loaded and we can have a photo shoot.

 

[mbills2223]

This is probably close:

 

[jagee]

I can say with certainty it has happened, although more commonly people are messed up on pills. Then we've also got the meth lady...

You need to document this! Video is preferred, but still photos work too.

 

[nakinate]

I can say with certainty it has happened, although more commonly people are messed up on pills. Then we've also got the meth lady...

Does the meth lady have teeth?

Does she look like an Olsen twin?

 

[jagee]

Jagee, if you want to meet me at a CVS I'll get loaded and we can have a photo shoot.

I can do that.

 

[mbills2223]

Get loaded and come in for a flu shot, I'll do the honors

 

[jagee]

This is probably close:

Saw that. It's a robbery 'suspect' though...

 

[nakinate]

This is probably close:

Not real. Totally staged. Those cops should be shooting the **** out of that guy!

 

[mbills2223]

You need to document this! Video is preferred, but still photos work too.

lol, they are unfortunately patients...if it were up to me they wouldn't be though

Does the meth lady have teeth?

Does she look like an Olsen twin?

No and yes, in that order.

 

[nakinate]

I can do that.

 

[mbills2223]

Not real. Totally staged. Those cops should be shooting the **** out of that guy!

They absolutely should be, as jagee said he was attempting a robbery. Let me tell you how fun getting robbed is...

 

[nakinate]

No and yes, in that order.

that is perfect!

 

[nakinate]

They absolutely should be, as jagee said he was attempting a robbery. Let me tell you how fun getting robbed is...

15 years of retail and I haven't ever been robbed.

 

[jagee]

Story time:

I went to school at ISU in Terre Haute, they had a lady that worked in the cafeteria that had severe burns on her face and presumably elsewhere. She always swiped my card as I went in. One day while sitting watching TV a "Meth ruined my life" commercial came on. Cafeteria lady was on and talked about how her trailer blew up and burned her. She said her name on the commercial, next day I checked her name tag when I went to get food...same name. Crazy

 

[nakinate]

Story time:

I went to school at ISU in Terre Haute, they had a lady that worked in the cafeteria that had severe burns on her face and presumably elsewhere. She always swiped my card as I went in. One day while sitting watching TV a "Meth ruined my life" commercial came on. Cafeteria lady was on and talked about how her trailer blew up and burned her. She said her name on the commercial, next day I checked her name tag when I went to get food...same name. Crazy

That's why I cook my meth outdoors, deep in the woods.

 

[jagee]

That's why I cook my meth outdoors, deep in the woods.

Or an RV out in the desert!

 

[nakinate]

Tres cervezas!

 

[nakinate]

Sam Adams Boston Lager was on sale. A 12 pack for $14

 

[jagee]

Sam Adams Boston Lager was on sale. A 12 pack for $14

That's good stuff.

 

[nakinate]

That's good stuff.

'Merica **** Yeah!