The Official Status Update Thread: Part 112 - The Internet Edition

[churchmouse]

The call is in to my brother! He and his wife are mulling the being "gifted" thing.

Every one see's the world through different eyes.

 

[Snapdragon]

Ok, turned my mattress. Who knew a queen-size memory foam mattress was so jello-damn heavy? My ****ed-up rotator cuff is not happy with me right now.

 

[actaeon277]

The call is in to my brother! He and his wife are mulling the being "gifted" thing.

???

 

[actaeon277]

Ok, turned my mattress. Who knew a queen-size memory foam mattress was so jello-damn heavy? My ****ed-up rotator cuff is not happy with me right now.

Don't do that

 

[RobbyMaQ]

See note above about getting old

Thanks. I read it, but had forgotten it already.

 

[chocktaw2]

It could.......

Cold weather pantless training.

Shrinkage allowed!

 

[Snapdragon]

Don't do that

Too late. Had to be done. Been sleeping on that mattress for six years and haven't turned it. There was a well on one side where I always sleep. Now I can wear down the other side for a few years before I get a new one.

 

[chocktaw2]

???

Trying to give him something for being an ok guy. He does all of our work on the vehicles, for a little of nothing. Example: oil change, he buys the oil and filter. Checks tire pressures, fluid levels, underbody inspection. $25.

 

[chocktaw2]

Too late. Had to be done. Been sleeping on that mattress for six years and haven't turned it. There was a well on one side where I always sleep. Now I can wear down the other side for a few years before I get a new one.

Shoulda just moved to the other side.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

Shrinkage allowed!

Shrinkage?
I think we'd all be classified as women at that point

 

[Snapdragon]

Shoulda just moved to the other side.

I actually tried that, but then I can't reach my gun or the lamp.

 

[Snapdragon]

Shrinkage?
I think we'd all be classified as women at that point

How come we don't get shrinkage? I need to shrink.

 

[actaeon277]

[video=youtube;I-AhUVGpGoU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=I-AhUVGpGoU[/video]

 

[chocktaw2]

I actually tried that, but then I can't reach my gun or the lamp.

Just move the lamp and the gun!

 

[chocktaw2]

Shrinkage?
I think we'd all be classified as women at that point

It's always gonna be an "outie".

 

[mom45]

How come we don't get shrinkage? I need to shrink.

Me too! I could use a bit of shrinkage in certain locations.

 

[SEIndSAM]

 

[Snapdragon]

Just move the lamp and the gun!

But moving my nightstand to the other side means I'd have to move my bed, and then that defeats the purpose.

 

[chocktaw2]

How come we don't get shrinkage? I need to shrink.

I don't know!!

 

[actaeon277]

[video=youtube;KEIBF0yu9CM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=KEIBF0yu9CM[/video]