The Official Status Update Thread - Part 109: Happy Thanksgiving INGO!!!

[GunSlinger]

My mother-in-law is a hooker.

So many lines here...but I'm not going to be the one. I'm a respectful person.

 

[Trigger Time]

Not since I went to the prom. Oh wait, I didn't even go the prom, I read that one in Penthouse Letters.

did you know that ever since the beginning Of penthouse Larry flint had sent a subscription of the magazine monthly to every member of congress! Lmfao!!! That takes balls. No really I meant courage to send balls

 

[Trigger Time]

Yeah. She's retired and makes craft rugs. She goes to "hooking conventions". It cracks me up every time she talks about it.

The Rug Hooker's Network

you had me there for a second. I wanted details and condom flavors lol

 

[GunSlinger]

did you know that ever since the beginning Of penthouse Larry flint had sent a subscription of the magazine monthly to every member of congress! Lmfao!!! That takes balls. No really I meant courage to send balls

Yeah, and Barney Frank only read it for the articles. Pelosi not so much.

 

[KJQ6945]

did you know that ever since the beginning Of penthouse Larry flint had sent a subscription of the magazine monthly to every member of congress! Lmfao!!! That takes balls. No really I meant courage to send balls

So, you're saying Barney Frank might still have an unopened Penthouse collection?

 

[chezuki]

you had me there for a second. I wanted details and condom flavors lol

I had no idea and out of nowhere she started talking about "her and he hooker friends". I was like "Uh... what the huh?!??"

 

[KJQ6945]

Beat to to the punch!!!

 

[GunSlinger]

Beat to to the punch!!!

Warped minds think alike right?

 

[Trigger Time]

Beat to to the punch!!!

Donkey?

 

[KJQ6945]

Warped minds think alike right?

 

[Trigger Time]

Barney spank. And nancy blowme.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Barney spank. And nancy blowme.

Couldn't happen. Being in the same room with her would make mine shrivel up and hide....

 

[KJQ6945]

Now that we have more of the gun crowd, full rail covers or ladder covers?
Extra heat could be a good thing, and full covers are bulkier.

 

[GunSlinger]

Barney spank. And nancy blowme.

 

[GunSlinger]

Now that we have more of the gun crowd, full rail covers or ladder covers?
Extra heat could be a good thing, and full covers are bulkier.

This, after five quick rounds through the Mosin the fore stock felt pretty good today.

 

[GunSlinger]

Hey gang, out for now. G'nite all!

 

[KJQ6945]

Night Gunslinger.

 

[churchmouse]

Night DB.
Kjq do you know any hookers?

The girl I took to the Junior prom ended up dancing/hooking.......I sure could pick-em back then.....

 

[churchmouse]

G-nite Gunslinger.....see ya Saturday.

 

[churchmouse]

Damn.....I kilt it.