The Official Status Update Thread - Part 109: Happy Thanksgiving INGO!!!

[churchmouse]

You haven't met my other half.

Woman are notorious late brakers. My wife scares the crap out of me at times. She spent years working in the Castleton/Fishers area and has acquired those driving tactics.

 

[churchmouse]

Not "All" woman but the ones I know are.................

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Woman are notorious late brakers. My wife scares the crap out of me at times. She spent years working in the Castleton/Fishers area and has acquired those driving tactics.

I've found it's inherent to the female genome. All gas all brake all the time.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Mmmmmmm cranberry bread and coffee, to start the day.

 

[churchmouse]

Waiting on the wife to wake up. Gonna do Scrambled eggs/bacon/maple link sausage for her.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Waiting on the wife to wake up. Gonna do Scrambled eggs/bacon/maple link sausage for her.

You're a good man. I need to get my bread started here soon.

I'll make extra and bring some Saturday.

 

[Snapdragon]

I've found it's inherent to the female genome. All gas all brake all the time.

Not me. When I stop, it's so smooth you don't even feel it.

 

[churchmouse]

I've found it's inherent to the female genome. All gas all brake all the time.

I put my wife in a brand new 96 Impala SS when she had worn out her 85 Monti Carlo SS.
I was following her in my service truck one morning getting on the interstate. We hit the ramp and I pushed the throttle to the floor to merge and she checked out on me and everyone else. Zipped into the left lane and disappeared from site. I called her cell and asked why the hurry. She said "I am not in a hurry"............"Just enjoying the car"

 

[churchmouse]

Not me. When I stop, it's so smooth you don't even feel it.

You must be paying for your brakes.....

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Not me. When I stop, it's so smooth you don't even feel it.

Your brakes and mechanic are grateful.

 

[churchmouse]

I will say her driving did slow down just a bit when I put her into a full size Yukon..........a bit.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

I will say her driving did slow down just a bit when I put her into a full size Yukon..........a bit.

That's a good thing.

 

[Snapdragon]

I'm turning into an old person driver. OK, maybe not, but I only go 5 over simply because I have no interest in getting a ticket. I get into enough trouble at yellow lights. Over the years I think I've gotten three tickets for going through a yellow. I'm used to driving in Gary, where yellow means speed up and green means look both ways and wait for the a-holes running the red. You stop at a yellow in Gary and you will get rear-ended by the five cars behind you that are trying to make the light.

 

[jagee]

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Mornin' jagee.

 

[jagee]

Mornin' jagee.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Morning Jagee. Happy Thanksgiving to the late comers....

 

[KJQ6945]

I will say her driving did slow down just a bit when I put her into a full size Yukon..........a bit.

Over the summer, I was working down the road from the house. The wife had taken my truck to work, and had gone home for lunch, as the Texas terrorists were in town.
Hearing a vehicle getting it, I look up to see MY truck almost airborne coming over a hill. Just shook my head and waved.

 

[KJQ6945]

Morning deer slayer!

 

[jagee]

Morning everyone, happy turkey day!