The official status update thread - I

[MarkM]

I cleaned my jeans and shirt from yesterday

All guns are still dirty

I wish i could have went. I will be at the next one though.

 

[Joe Williams]

I hate cats.

Why? They make great toys for the dogs.

 

[MarkM]

I'm not..I'm Mongorian...I tear down your chitty wall!!!!

Dam Mongolians always tear down my chitty wall.

 

[RelicHound]

Why? They make great toys for the dogs.

And excellent snacks!

 

[MarkM]

Why? They make great toys for the dogs.

Not my dog he runs from them, and butterflies, and cricketts, and frogs, and anything that moves. I watched him jump from his own shadow.

 

[Joe Williams]

Tie their feet to a stick, and they make great car washing rags.

 

[sj kahr k40]

I wish i could have went. I will be at the next one though.

My car was so full of chit you would have had to ride on the roof

 

[Benny]

Why?

He obviously doesn't own a wok.

 

[MarkM]

My car was so full of chit you would have had to ride on the roof

That would have been one hell of a ride.

 

[sj kahr k40]

My cat chases my dog, wimpy little pup

 

[RelicHound]

My car was so full of chit you would have had to ride on the roof

I would of made him ride on the roof regardless.

 

[SavageEagle]

God.

I WIN!

OH NOES! IT"S THE BAN HAMMER!

 

[SavageEagle]

My car was so full of chit you would have had to ride on the roof

You should have seen IBM's ride, it was pretty full too.

 

[Joe Williams]

He obviously doesn't own a wok.

Or clean his toilets. Spray the blue stuff in, toss the cat in, slam the lid shut, flush. Let the blue cat out, repeat when needed.

Don't do this with kittens! Kittens will clog up the toilet, and aren't reusable when that happens.

 

[MarkM]

God.

I WIN!

OH NOES! IT"S THE BAN HAMMER!

Rock, paper,......................BAN HAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cru]

Toyota truck commercials are NUTS!

 

[cornfused]

Stan Lee's Super humans is on...

 

[MarkM]

Stan Lee's Super humans is on...

House of wax is on.

 

[RelicHound]

Sharks with friggin laser beams on their head!

 

[Benny]

Or clean his toilets. Spray the blue stuff in, toss the cat in, slam the lid shut, flush. Let the blue cat out, repeat when needed.

Don't do this with kittens! Kittens will clog up the toilet, and aren't reusable when that happens.

I have more in common with kittens than I thought.