The Official Status Update Thread: Episode 40 - A New Hope

[Expat]

Investigation time

 

[Expat]

M$ new tablet looks interesting... I like a detachable keyboard idea.

 

[db1959]

oh no

way to go db

just shows how tired you are.

But I only worked 8 hours yesterday.

Whodunit?

One of the cats did. If I dont make sure its shut all the way they will open it. Damn cats Im missing a pork chop too. Hmmm.....

 

[db1959]

I needed to clean out the fridge anyway. Now its easier, everything goes!

 

[MrsGungho]

I needed to clean out the fridge anyway. Now its easier, everything goes!

good way to look at it I guess

 

[Expat]

You will have to sniff the cat's breath... Pork chop breath is pretty distinctive.

 

[Expat]

So snadusky's defense is it is customary in football to shower with young boys? Must have missed that one. None of my coaches ever showered with us... Never hugged....

 

[Expat]

How would you like to sit on a roof today...95 degrees and sunny...

 

[db1959]

You will have to sniff the cat's breath... Pork chop breath is pretty distinctive.

Im going with the one thats sleeping on the desk now. He never sleeps when I get up.

 

[db1959]

How would you like to sit on a roof today...95 degrees and sunny...

But theres a nice breeze today...

 

[Tydeeh22]

my gym teacher back in high school would slide bars of soap across the shower room floor. nothing wrong there? he encouraged us all to shower or else we would get "pizza butt". not like i was going to go into my co-op class stinky..

 

[MrsGungho]

So snadusky's defense is it is customary in football to shower with young boys? Must have missed that one. None of my coaches ever showered with us... Never hugged....

you know we only had one gym teacher that insisted on watching us dry off... all others just went in their office and let us have at it. It is not ok to shower with or watch young boys and girls in the shower.

Im going with the one thats sleeping on the desk now. He never sleeps when I get up.

that's a good sign

 

[MrsGungho]

But theres a nice breeze today...

yeah nice hot breeze. just like yesterday

 

[Expat]

But theres a nice breeze today...

And they have a tent for shade.... I guess.

 

[Tydeeh22]

yeah nice hot breeze. just like yesterday

i didnt notice the heat.. went upstairs, turned a/c unit on, went to bed, woke up at 6 pm and my thermometer said it was 65 degrees in the room. glorious..

 

[Expat]

my gym teacher back in high school would slide bars of soap across the shower room floor. nothing wrong there? he encouraged us all to shower or else we would get "pizza butt". not like i was going to go into my co-op class stinky..

That seems suspicious

 

[Expat]

you know we only had one gym teacher that insisted on watching us dry off... all others just went in their office and let us have at it. It is not ok to shower with or watch young boys and girls in the shower.

that's a good sign

I can see monitoring the girls for trouble in the shower... We all know how you girls start wrestling then end up kissing... I saw that in a movie so it has to be true.

 

[MrsGungho]

my daughter is slacking.. I haven't had any new pictures in days

 

[Expat]

i didnt notice the heat.. went upstairs, turned a/c unit on, went to bed, woke up at 6 pm and my thermometer said it was 65 degrees in the room. glorious..

Yep, thanks for a/c

 

[Expat]

Im going with the one thats sleeping on the desk now. He never sleeps when I get up.

He may have worn himself out trying to protect the pork chop from a strange cat burglar