Mach 6 is how fast I swing.
Same here. I score good because I am good around and on the greens.
Don't **** with old men on the course.I remember playing with my dad and his buddies when I was a kid. Those old guys didn't hit it real far, but they were always down the middle, and they could chip and putt. I think I may have beaten my dad ONCE at golf, even when he was getting close to 80.
You lost your touch?I used to play Putt-Putt as a kid. Even entered tournaments. Then one day I bought a 9 iron from the nextdoor neighbor's yard sale and practiced with it in the back yard. I could be 20 feet from a tall tree and hit it up and over the tree. When I first started playing "real" golf, I was killer around and on the green. I don't know what happened after that.
You lost your touch?
I would have hit one into it because I'm a dumbassI even golfed in a tornado once! Buddy and I were playing (and also drinking Rumpleminz) and it started looking like rain. It got really still and quiet, and then we looked up and saw the funnel cloud coming right towards us. It came close enough that we literally could have hit a ball into it, but we took off running at a right angle to it and it missed us. We quit playing and went to the TGI Fridays bar (where I worked at the time).
Meatloaf, Mac n cheese, and peas tonight
I would have hit one into it because I'm a dumbass
Sometimes I even hit the fairway on the course in the next county
I pulled a tee shot once and the ball was on a direct line to nail a car coming towards us down the highway. The ball bounced in front of them and over the car. I don't think they saw it.
OK, I may have exaggerated a wee bit.