The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 16th Edition…The laughs just keep on coming…

[actaeon277]

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It was on the internet.
It must be true.

 

[Magyars]

Couldn't figure out where to put this....
Genius!

The UK's "Chicken License" Rebellion: The Good Way To Deal With Bad Laws | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

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[Nazgul]

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When I think of these I always remember daughter #1. She is 43 now. When she was maybe 2 - 3 years old I gave her a tin of these to play with. She had them for a couple years. Would take them out, play with them, count them and put them back. Always made me laugh.

Don

 

[tomcat13]

Won't be Dining here!

 

[Living]

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OK, I'll play.

Things are this 'bad'* and now we have Trump.
* Inflation below 2.3%. (see rest of the world)
Economy growing by 3% (see rest of the world)
Gas prices dropping
Unemployment at historic lows
Stock market at record highs
Gas prices coming down
NATO stronger than ever. (In this world u need allies).
Crime has been coming down tho these stats can be manipulated
No pandemic (yet)
No Trump drama (everyone who worked for him says he ain't fit (and were fired for not being loyal) so he found new pusillanimous sycophant toadies)
The rest of the world is no longer laughing at us
Our fallen heroes and disabled have regained the respect they deserve
We no longer take Putin's word on Nat'l security
That should cover some of it so I'll stop here.
P.s. I'm a moderate with a 9mm..
Come at me bros..

 

[AndreusMaximus]

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I get lining the screws up, but why fill in the circle on the little switch at the bottom?

 

[smokingman]

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Ash is very easy to split,burns clean, and hot. Up north(Minnesota)I burned loads of it every year...in Indiana you need a permit just to cut one down, stupid bugs.

 

[smokingman]

Brilliant.

 

[Living]

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[Living]

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Memes are fun (not this one), but the world doesn't get explained by bumper sticker responses. ​

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1. One Year Later, Maui Wildfire Recovery Continues with Nearly $3 Billion in Federal Support​

2. The federal government is providing additional aid to North Carolina as the state recovers from Hurricane Helene, President Joe Biden shared on Wednesday.
The president visited Raleigh for an emergency operations briefing with Gov. Roy Cooper, FEMA administrator Deanne Criswell, and other officials.
Biden said he has accepted Cooper’s request for a 100 percent federal cost share for debris removal and emergency protective measures for six months. This means the federal government will cover costs for the region’s necessary emergency recovery work.
“This will pay for the urgent work you need to clear landslides, to provide shelter, and to provide food and medicine,” Biden said.
The funding would also cover work for addressing the impacts from debris flow, flooding, and removing fallen trees.
Biden directed the U.S. Department of Defense to deploy 1,000 soldiers to assist North Carolina’s National Guard.
The active-duty soldiers are part of an Infantry Battalion Task Force, formed from the XVII Airborne Corps to include members of the 82nd Airborne and other units stationed at Fort Liberty, N.C.
FEMA is offering free temporary housing and hotel rooms to eligible residents, he said.
Cooper called the disaster “catastrophic” and “unprecedented,” with destroyed roads and towns wiped off the map.
“An entire region of our state is still in a dangerous situation,” he said.
The death toll from Hurricane Helene has risen to more than 175 people across the Southeast with many individuals still listed as missing.
Cooper expressed gratitude for the speed and quantity of aid provided by Biden and other states around the country.
North Carolina Emergency Management director Will Ray said the office is focused on three things: continuing life safety missions, increasing the speed of commodity distributions, and supporting infrastructure — especially healthcare, power, and communications.
The storm’s severity was enhanced by heavy rainfall that saturated the soil in western North Carolina before Helene made landfall. There were eight confirmed tornadoes and numerous flash flood warnings in the area.
“Our response footprint has grown significantly and we’re grateful for the support, not just from the 22 states that have sent teams to support us, but also from our FEMA team and other members of the federal family,” Ray said.
Between state and federal teams, there are now more than 16,000 personnel operating in the affected areas in order to support local jurisdictions, according to Ray.

 

[indiucky]

 

[kBk wz. 1970]

The president visited Raleigh for an emergency operations briefing with Gov. Roy Cooper, FEMA administrator Deanne Criswell, and other officials.
Biden said he has accepted Cooper’s request for a 100 percent federal cost share for debris removal and emergency protective measures for six months. This means the federal government will cover costs for the region’s necessary emergency recovery work.

Joe Biden appears to forget about storm in new gaffe just hours after visiting impacted community

'While Biden and Harris abandon Americans in times of crisis, President Trump leads,' the Trump campaign said

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So…. He has FEMA spend hundreds of millions flying in illegals, housing them and feeding them. Myorkas says we’ll run out of funding before the seasons end, then Biden promises 100% recovery how again? Printing more money that we tax payers are on the hook for?
I can see who’s voting Harris/Walz-