Y'all sound like me trying to fix my mom's laptop or tablet over the phone while she's in Florida...Stop it!
STOP IT!
You guys are coming dangerously close to dividing by zero.
Or initiating uncontrolled time travel, or making raccoons speak impeccable Portuguese, or.....or.....something......oh, I don't know, but I'm sure it's really bad.
FIFYfrom anpicky ex axe wife