Seems like this unfortunate "bubba" has had some trouble with passersby playing a few innings of mailbox baseball in his 'burg.
I know.Booo!
Have to steal this one for my wife!Sorry there's not a pic for this littler snicker.
Dilligent traffic cop pulls a car over and sees the offending driver is a gray haired old lady. As he steels himself for yet another unpleasant encounter, he gets out of his patrol car, donning his hat per protocol, approaches cautiously.
"Ma'am, the reason I pulled you over is because I saw you weaving back there."
She venomously screahes back, "YOU DID NOT! How DARE you!"
"Ma'am, your tires crossed the center line and then entered the shoulder of the road. I'm going to have to ask you some questions."
Snapping back she said, "I don't know what you think you saw, but I was NOT weaving!"
Then she holds up her giant ball of yarn, needles and says, "It's crochet!"
Count me in as well..Me either…
Needles are for knitting. You use a hook to crochet.Sorry there's not a pic for this littler snicker.
Dilligent traffic cop pulls a car over and sees the offending driver is a gray haired old lady. As he steels himself for yet another unpleasant encounter, he gets out of his patrol car, donning his hat per protocol, approaches cautiously.
"Ma'am, the reason I pulled you over is because I saw you weaving back there."
She venomously screahes back, "YOU DID NOT! How DARE you!"
"Ma'am, your tires crossed the center line and then entered the shoulder of the road. I'm going to have to ask you some questions."
Snapping back she said, "I don't know what you think you saw, but I was NOT weaving!"
Then she holds up her giant ball of yarn, needles and says, "It's crochet!"
How long before the cat starts to eat her?
I got it. Found it cute enough to share with my wife, but she saw it coming and began to shake her head half through.not gonna lie
That took me too long