That’s a good dad joke right there.
Two inches when it's THAT cold?Only men can truly appreciate this.
A long time ago, in a career far far away, i worked with a man who's normal comment on a really cold night was "its so cold you have to shove your thumb up your a** to get your d*** out far enough to grab it so you can pee".Two inches when it's THAT cold?
Whos bragging, now?