"Hi! I'm Rev. Jerry Falwell. You are going to HELL!!! HELL I SAY!!! Give me your MONEY and you WON'T GO TO HELL!!!!!" "I Promise."
And this is why I stopped going to Church. I praise God on my own with my Family. God even says you don't need to go to church to praise him. So I don't. Unless "she" drags me along to the PCC...