jblomenberg16
Grandmaster
Imagine the surprise later on that night...
Her: "Uh, hold on, before you undo my dress, I need to uh, er, yeah, go to the bathrooom." <removes duct tape>
Him (thinking to himself after undoing the dress): "Those don't seem to be as big as they were a few minutes ago. I must be really drunk. Aww, heck...lets go for it..."