[video=youtube;yd1XEkMotK8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd1XEkMotK8[/video]
OMG hilarious!
Seems like I might have posted this before. Presumably a true story. Pilot husband asks wife, "where is the mustard?" She says "how come you can find Cleveland in the dark, but you can't find mustard in the refrigerator?" He says, "they don't move Cleveland."