I have actually heard stuff this stupid.
I would say.
"I'm sorry, you can't get a waiver for BCT, but what I can promise you is that if you can't control yourself, the Drill Sergeants will be happy to provide you with the gentle reminders you need to stay on the correct path. They're caring and giving people that way."
My brother, repeter1977, hated being a recruiter. But he has some stories that go like this.
One has a kid thinking he should start at a higher rank, because of his video game scores.