Eyes?.......... Where?
Those shirts are so hypocritical. Don't want me to look at something, don't put it on display. I had occasion to look for the eyes shirt on zazzle one time, in order to get the image for editing, and you know how they'll show an image on different products, mugs, magnets, whatever. They had it on a hat. That was so surreal I had to buy one, even though it doesn't fit: