The Funny Pic Thread pt 11 "Si vis pacem, para bellum"

[2tonic]

So they're now allowing rouge Chickens immigrating to our country?
I'm a domestic US grown Chicken guy, don't want some imported chicken that may or may not be Cats or Dogs.

Rouge chickens? Is that what you get when you pair a chicken with a flamingo?
If we're gonna be overrun by pink chickens, I'm going rogue.

 

[Tryin']

Rouge chickens? Is that what you get when you pair a chicken with a flamingo?
If we're gonna be overrun by pink chickens, I'm going rogue.

Baton the Rouge chickens!

 

[Dr.Midnight]

 

[IndyBeerman]

Rouge chickens? Is that what you get when you pair a chicken with a flamingo?
If we're gonna be overrun by pink chickens, I'm going rogue.

That would be the allowing the illeagle chicken crossing business, allowing billions of chicken into our sovereign land. I want my chickens domesticity raised, not drunk from tequila, or imitation imported from China made from cats and dogs.

 

[Hoosierdood]

That would be the allowing the illeagle chicken crossing business, allowing billions of chicken into our sovereign land. I want my chickens domesticity raised, not drunk from tequila, or imitation imported from China made from cats and dogs.

Wait, now we have sick eagles??? I’m so done with 2021.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

 

[stormryder]

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That's what we refer to as a "Dependapotomis".
The not so rare Species that lives on or near Military bases, seeking their prey the New recruit.

 

[Alamo]

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This is awesome.

 

[Alamo]

That's what we refer to as a "Dependapotomis".
The not so rare Species that lives on or near Military bases, seeking their prey the New recruit.

When I checked into Tinker AFB as a shiny new lieutenant, I received warnings about the "Oklahoma virgins*" in the clubs off base.


*Divorced with two kids

 

[Hatin Since 87]

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It’s a good thing marines put so much emphasis on physical fitness... he’s gonna need it.

 

[Ingomike]

When I checked into Tinker AFB as a shiny new lieutenant, I received warnings about the "Oklahoma virgins*" in the clubs off base.


*Divorced with two kids

Wasn't that the premise of An Officer And A Gentleman movie?

 

[actaeon277]

 

[Snapdragon]

 

[Bill of Rights]

Wait, now we have sick eagles??? I’m so done with 2021.

I've never been, but I heard they had bars in their lodges. Leave the meeting after one or five too many, I suppose there are some who get sick in the gutter by the road.

 

[2tonic]

That would be the allowing the illeagle chicken crossing business, allowing billions of chicken into our sovereign land. I want my chickens domesticity raised, not drunk from tequila, or imitation imported from China made from cats and dogs.

I don't want any pink chickens, drunk chickens, Chinese chickens, or ill eagles.
I am, however, interested in knowing how you raise your chicken's domesticity.

Do you let it live in the house for a week before you eat it?
Will it do chores?

 

[Alamo]

Wasn't that the premise of An Officer And A Gentleman movie?

Yup. Texas has them too. At Brooks AFB in San Antonio there was a GS-something secretary with a couple or three kids who married one of my newest airmen, first time marriage for him. One of the other civilians told me at the time that she had been previously married to two other airmen (one at a time, presumably), divorcing them as soon as they got PCS orders to leave. Sure enough, 2.5 years later when he got orders, BOOM. Divorce.

 

[Huzrjim]

Wasn't that the premise of An Officer And A Gentleman movie?

I started Navy OCS in 1985, Newport, RI, three years after the movie. I was married and my wife at the time wanted me to come back to Indiana and sweep her off her feet at her place of employment in my dress whites. Did not do that, but two of my fellow classmates met and married ladies from the Newport area. One of them is still married to this day.

 

[indiucky]

 

[indiucky]

I don't know who it is.

His final F.U. to the FBI....

 

[indiucky]