You're forgiven.
Bonus "ironic, isn't it" funny:
(I can't recall where I saw this one -- it might have been HERE, and if it was, my apologies for the repeat!)
Y'all know those late night infomercials where they try to sell you products to solve problems you don't even have? Then they show clips of absolute morons doing things no one would ever do or who are insanely stupid klutzes....?
There. Don't you feel better about yourself now?
There. Don't you feel better about yourself now?