That's actually funny, unlike 99.99% of your posts.
I've always said Walmart is like a modern day Statue of Liberty.
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning for something free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tattooed and lost to me,
I lift my food stamps beside the golden door!
I haven't been to 4chan in years and never bothered with /b/, but 1) shouldn't that read "/k/," and 2) isn't /b/ a haven for the most disgusting stuff online, including but not limited to child porn? I'm unwilling to go look for obvious reasons, but that's their reputation elsewhere.