In high school, my best friend worked at the local hardware. One day it was pouring down rain, in walks 2 Outlaws MC soaking wet. "We need scissors, rope , and trash bags" My buddy asks 'How big a trash bags?" They responded "big enough to put a body in". Just as he is about to go in full panick mode, they start modifying the trash bags into panchos, using the rope for a belt, and walk out laughing their butts off.
I got a strange look buying q-tips, green nail polish and remover. I'm a guy.
Seriously... Not a response at all. I was rather disappointed.
-J-