The Case for Carrying a Mouse Gun.

[Alamo]

Mouse attacked, traumatized me in Home Depot, woman says in suit

QED.

 

[churchmouse]

Mouse attacked, traumatized me in Home Depot, woman says in suit

QED.

It was not me I swear.

 

[PGRChaplain]

It was not me I swear.

Will you submit a DNA Sample so we can Rule you out?

 

[Ash]

This lady may just be a person that suffers from murophobia. A pre-existing condition, perhaps?

 

[russc2542]

Isn't there a thread in the off-topic section for terrible stuff like this?

Not speechless, I just can't settle on something appropriately and sufficiently demeaning.

 

[Thor]

I always thought mouse gun = boot. Seriously, if you have to shoot a mouse (not CM!) you need help.

 

[churchmouse]

I always thought mouse gun = boot. Seriously, if you have to shoot a mouse (not CM!) you need help.

Whew.........thanks man.

 

[Thor]

Whew.........thanks man.

 

[IndianaSoloMcfly]

You wouldnt believe it but most civilians are better armed with a mouse knife than mouse gun without training. Ive humanely dispatched two mice in my time with a blade. One a kitchen knife and one a kershaw leek.

 

[Tomc1947]

When I go to Home Depot, from now on, I'm bringing my cat with me for backup.

 

[NKBJ]

Once dropped a marauding field mouse with a 1861 Colt proving once again the deadly killing effect of round ball.