The best advice you were ever given.

[patience0830]

If your skin is like mine, there isn't room for anyone else to get under it.

Only person negatively affected when you're angry. . . .is you.

 

[two70]

You have to care for it to matter.

 

[Brad69]

You have 11 years in only 9 more to go.

Reenlist

 

[pute62]

Don't fry bacon naked

 

[BroodXI]

Don't **** into the wind

 

[SheepDog4Life]

on a related note, dont stick your _____ in crazy.

(several years ago here before becoming a mod I actually got a 3 day timeout for blurting this out and not censoring myself LOL)

Since that is advice generally never taken until learned to heart the hard way... the corollary is:

"Don't let crazy know where you live."

 

[Kurr]

The best advice I think I ever got....

QUESTION EVERYTHING.

 

[SheepDog4Life]

Don't tell a woman your last name or show her where you live. Sorry dad. Screwed the pooch on that one.

You can mess up on that one EXCEPT with redheads, hairdressers and women named Tiffany.

Do that and you might as well go ahead and put the bunny pot on the stove to boil.

 

[NHT3]

The stupidest person you have ever met will tell you something you don't know if you listen long enough. ERGO you don't absorb knowledge with your mouth open.

 

[JTKelly]

You got two eyes and two ears and ONLY one mouth for a reason.

 

[Hookeye]

My buddy said his grandpa told him....

"its just as easy to fall in love with a rich girl as it is a poor one".

Wish my grandpa had told me that.

 

[cosermann]

Pay attention.
Take care of your stuff.

 

[KARP]

"You might want to duck your head next time".

( my 4'11" mother-in-law says to me as she looks down at me laid out on
her basement floor after I busted my head on the ductwork that she
effortlessly walked under."

 

[Creedmoor]

Told to me by my father before my first deployment, be aware of your surroundings son, the life you save my be your own.

 

[JTKelly]

Constantly improve your position. Your enemies are.

 

[T-DOGG]

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

"Don't have kids" - Mom

Work smarter, not harder.

Get good, then get fast.

Life isn't too bad if you get a chance to live it.

"Life's a b**ch and then you die" - Mom, again

 

[patience0830]

"Don't let crazy know where you live."

Yeah. She'll burn your trailer down.

 

[patience0830]

Constantly improve your position. Your enemies are improving theirs.

FTFY
Your enemies are not improving your position.

 

[Michigan Slim]

"You might want to duck your head next time".

( my 4'11" mother-in-law says to me as she looks down at me laid out on
her basement floor after I busted my head on the ductwork that she
effortlessly walked under."

My mom was 4'11". I grew up reaching the top cupboard for her. She was hell on wheels with a wooden spoon or a fly swatter though!