Someone in my driveway

[ajeandy]

Arm the claymores before you go to bed.

yes

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

A small gun in the pocket, a big dog at the door, (heck, ANY dog that'll bark at strangers), and motion lights outside give a fella peace of mind.

 

[MrsGungho]

Well there goes my idea out the e-window! Sorry you had such rotten luck. I've always heard having lights is a deterrent, but maybe that's the light bulb manufacturers talking.

don't let my bad luck keep you from installing lights, just don't rely on them. we have a light that stays on in the back and the front, a motion light in the carport and an alarm across the drive that sounds inside when tripped.

 

[Dirtebiker]

There's construction companies that do something like this to stretch their real security guards. Rotate cars around sites, some have a guard, some don't, but with the cars you can't tell which is which.

Some banks too!

 

[sig-guy]

Amateurs!

Actually now I do want a shower gun... I like the box idea.

Can you give me 20 mins to remove the damn plastic!

Just imagine the humidity the first one receives. The sealed box seems like a good plan.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Do they put dummies in the cars?

I don't think so. I just ran into a guy who was asking me where we auctioned off our used police cars and was explaining why he wanted them. (Before anyone asks, I don't know where we auction them)

 

[sig-guy]

They all come throigh the same way, come down the same hallway etc......bowling pins, just bowling pins.

So this is the reason I started to bowl again, to get prepared.

 

[sig-guy]

I don't think so. I just ran into a guy who was asking me where we auctioned off our used police cars and was explaining why he wanted them. (Before anyone asks, I don't know where we auction them)

At the auction, silly!

 

[Cameramonkey]

You don't have a shower gun? What's wrong with you?

I dont need one. I simply open the curtain and wait for them to come within view. They will be so shocked and apalled at what they saw they will run out the way they came.

 

[churchmouse]

I dont need one. I simply open the curtain and wait for them to come within view. They will be so shocked and apalled at what they saw they will run out the way they came

Thats my plan as well.....

 

[Birds Away]

If they start laughing I might still shoot them. Sometimes the water's cold.

 

[churchmouse]

If they start laughing I might still shoot them. Sometimes the water's cold.

Not ever took a gun in the bathroom but I have found a really good place that will allow me to hide a .44 special bull dog without the twins or their sister finding it.....maybe.

Yeah, a perp would be totally at the sight of my nakedness giving the the opportunity to apply some pain or just shoot them. Laugh at my winky....not.....

 

[BroodXI]

A Policeman came to my house this morning. He told my wife about neighborhood cars being opened by a suspect. The Officer saw tracks on our property. He asked my wife to check things out and see if anything was missing. She didn't find anything out of place. I came home at lunch and found foot prints that stopped a few yards from my front door. I was home last night when this all went down.

I CC every day. I usually leave it on after I come home but don't always put it on when I'm not leaving the house. That habit died today! Thank God nothing life changing happened but I've learned a lesson none the less.

by chance, the footprints didn't lead to your mailbox did they?

 

[Hookeye]

Bathroom gun..............as a kid growing up there was a Lawrence cowboy rig with a 3 screw SBH that hung on our bathroom door.
I got a minty 3 screw not long ago................looking for a good holster to match my bathroom's decor